Event: LonghornPHP 2022 Tags: #php #conference Date: November 4, 2022 - Booths - sponsor booth QR code with single questions with multiple choice - Discord server has channels per sponsor - Use booths for careers links - Swag — paper materials. - Barcamp sessions at lunch & end of day - When would it make sense to sponsor Longhorn as GoDaddy vs Pagely? When the WP contributors are doing more in PHP Legacy Code Katy Ereira - Legacy Code - Refactoring - Unit Tests - Documentation and prevents regressions - Paradox: can’t refactor untested code, but can’t test code until it’s refactored - Solution: rewrite the entire codebase - Test the code, perform just enough refactoring - Mocking - Only when you need to - Be aware of tautological testing - Don’t mock the system under test - Mockery is a PHP mock object framework for use in unit testing - Static method calls Stories we tell ourselves - I’m not a real dev - I am not good at art/design/music - I can’t take care of a garden What can I deprioritize in my life? #### This Talk Won't Change You, But How You Remember It Will How do our memories fail us? ## Goals - Memory systems - Biological storage - Improving daily - Confidence - Emotional intelligence - Conflict management We start developing memory systems at 3-4yo Declarative (short term) vs non-declarative (long term) ## Declarative - Working memory - Episodic memory - - Semantic memory - attaching a narrative to it ### Non-Declarative * Implicit Bias, unconscious * Priming * Conditioning * Motor/procedural ## YMIR Speaker: Carl Alexander Getting Started w/ Serverless PHP